Terri：Have you heard any cheesy pick-up lines tonight? （泰瑞：妳今晚有沒有聽到什麼低俗的搭訕用語？）
Melinda：Take your pick. See that charmer in the yellow suit, out on the dance floor? Ten minutes ago he said to me, "Pardon me, are you in heat?" （美玲達：任君挑選。看到那個穿著黃色西裝，在舞池上的萬人迷嗎？ 十分鐘前他對我說：「請問一下，妳是不是在發情？」）
Terri：He did not say that. （泰瑞：他不會這麼說吧。）
Melinda：I told him, "Damn straight I am. I'm like one of those baboons with the bright red butts." （美玲達：我告訴他，「沒錯我正是。我就像一隻屁股火紅的狒狒一樣。」）
俚語小解析
Sb. did not say that. 某人不會這麼說吧。 這是以一種時髦的方式來問，"He didn't really say that, did he?"「他不是真的那麼說吧，有嗎？」的話。更重要的是，這句話還表達了難以置信的情緒，"I can't believe he said that!"「我不敢相信他那麼說！」。當某人做出或是說出某件很誇張的事時，你就可以這樣說。
If I were going to ...…, I would ...... 如果我要去......的話， 我會......。 If I were going to ......, I would ...... 是「如果我要去...... 的話， 我會......。」的意思。此句型可廣泛用於表達「對未來強烈懷疑......」之意。另，口語中也可用 If I was going to ......, I would ......。
照樣造句→
ex：If I were going to see a movie, I would see a romance. （如果我要去看電影的話，我會看一部浪漫愛情片。）
ex：If I were going to change jobs, I would like to work for a foreign company. （如果我要換工作的話，我想到外商公司上班。）
ex：If I were going to have a husband, I would choose a man like you. （如果我要找老公的話，我會選擇像你這樣的人。）
ex：If I were going to enter college, I would have to earn money first. （如果我要上大學的話，我就得先賺錢。）
ex：If I were going to move to the U.S., I would have to study English hard. （如果我要移居到美國的話，我就得努力學英文。）
Word List
．go abroad 出國、romance 浪漫愛情的電影或小說、foreign company 外商公司
